Monday, December 24, 2007

If I see anyone kissing Santa Clause they will reget it.

Monday, December 24, 2007
I have turned my couch into an impenetrable fortress and armed it to the teeth.  For extra protection I have put the television on the oxygen channel.  That should make anyone think twice about coming in here.  Now we play the waiting game.  I sit here and pretend I am asleep.  When I hear someone coming in guess what?  I am not asleep.  Game over Santa.   Jeff said I need to work on my pretend sleeping.  I think it looks pretty realistic.

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