Sunday, December 23, 2007
I have been getting presents all morning. This one seems to be my favorite. I am two. I am not sure what it is but it seems to respond well to chewing. Birthdays are not that big of a deal. There are like at least twenty or more people born on this same day also. They are nice people like Corey Haim. I saw him in License to Drive and The Lost Boys. He seems like the Corey that would be less likely to steal my wallet from those movies. I am two. There are also jerks born on this day. Do not even get me started on that hump Eddie Vedder. It also is almost the same birthday as Jesus. I did not watch any of his movies. It is hard to enjoy my birthday completely with the thought of this Santa and his home invasion tactics planned for tomorrow night. If you are reading this fat man I warn you your threats are not taken lightly. And in conclusion, I am two.
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