Monday, April 25, 2011

#$%& Authority

Monday, April 25, 2011
Went to the doctor today.  If there was no writing on this plug I would have never considered unplugging it.  If there was writing that said please do not unplug I would have not unplugged it.  If It said do not unplug, ehhhh 50/50.  But DO NOT UNPLUG EVER?  You are not the boss of me plug.  You dug your own grave on this one, machine.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I am perceptive and i have an argument.

Sunday, April 24, 2011
I have been listening to 2 songs on repeat for the last few hours, because it is Easter and everything is closed and what the fuck else am I going to do.  Song 1, Ice Cube, Today Was a good Day.  Song 2, Rebecca Black, Friday.  I believe these two songs are the exact same song written from a different perspective.  I will go as far as to say if Ice Cube wrote a song about a good day three months ago it would have been Friday.  Like wise if Rebecca Black wrote a song 17 or 18 years ago she would have been sent to a lab and studied by the government because 0 year olds are not supposed to be able to write songs i think.  J/K, if she knew what a pager was I think Friday would have went a lot more like Today Was A Good Day.  Picture unrelated.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Sometimes I twitter.

Friday, April 15, 2011
And someone showed me this pace that looks at your old twitters and jumbles them all up and makes a twitter.  I am content with my twittering past that this is the culmination of my knowledge on twitter.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

I eat dog food all the time

Friday, April 1, 2011
And I have never seen and would never eat dog food shaped like triforce.