Nude Queers Eve!!!

Friday, December 31, 2010

Pretend I said New Years Eve, I guess that was one of those times when I said what I was thinking instead of what I wanted to say.  Too bad it is soooooo much work to delete that heading and change it to New Years Eve.  Anyway it does not matter because I am from a planet where dogs rule things and we are nude, Donald Duck style, meaning we sometimes wear shirts but almost never pants and usually nothing at all and queer means odd or the band the queers because we do not have a negative view of the gays like you grumpy biggoted earthlings.  

There, rationalized, I accept your apolology earthling.

Picture unrelated, Earthling.

The cat still lives here.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Look at this puddle of fur.  I feel like in the next 50 years or so dogs will evolve and become bipedal.  Cats, if this one is any example, are trying to evolve to take the shape of whatever container they are put in.  True.  Test it.  Pick up a dog, stays dog shaped, pick up a cat, folds damn near in half.  I rest my case.

In 60 years I think dogs will own radio stations.

BOOOOOOOOOO, cooties.

Monday, December 27, 2010
In all my 5 years I have played 100 games.  There is a new worst.  Cooties.  I am disappointed in my self for playing the one game of this game I will ever play to completion.  I won.   But at what cost?

On the bright side I have a newfound respect for Peggle on the Iphone, now thats a game.

Merry Christmas

Saturday, December 25, 2010

christmas eve...

Friday, December 24, 2010
Come on, that is pretty clever for a dog.

i am 5

Thursday, December 23, 2010
Today, I am 5.  It turns out as proven by the lack of entires from when I was 4 that the inventors and scientists took the year off.  There was almost nothing to talk about.  Maybe more will happen this year.

THERE ARE NEW HIGH LIFE CANS

Tuesday, May 4, 2010
This is biiiiiiiiiiiig news, High Life is the champagne of beers!!!  To celebrate this excitement I am going to go to bed early.

double down sandwich

Monday, April 12, 2010
Rhonda bet me 10 dollars I would not eat this.  I ate it.  I somehow feel like i lost anyway.

mupsidedown

Friday, March 5, 2010
Sciencing results.  glasses do not make me smarter because as soon as i posted the last post i forgot about the sciencing untill just now.  so i would say that makes the results inconclusive  i will study this phenominon again next year.  although i predict similar results.

i am adorable

February 15, 2010 

Princess Sparkle, least successful amateur astronomer ever of 2009.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

i looked everytime i was supposed to and saw exactly zero astronomies.  this trend appears to be continuing into 2010.  someone told me on new years eve eve that on new years eve there would be some sort of blue moon.  i of course thought they were messing with me and decided to prove it.  i took photo a on new years eve eve seen above and waited patiently for new years eve to compare the photo i would take then to see if the moon was indeed bluer.  so new years ever rolls around aaaaannnnnnnnnddd clouds, see photo below.  i hate astronomy which is odd because i love pastrami and you would think one would have something to do with the other since they sound so similar.

2010, i do not like you and you do not like me

Friday, January 1, 2010

but lets take the lampshade off our heads see if we can make this happen.  i have never in my 4 years known anything but the zeros being next to each other.  the zeros being apart is going to be hard to get used to.