Happy New Year

Hipstamatic Loftus Lens

I got this new lens a while ago and used it on some pictures lately.  It is slow, but puts a blur around the edge of the photos that looks cool sometimes.  It says in the pack that it is for food so I just found the most interesting food I could and took some pics.  The green one is not interesting, it is just there for comparison.  The red one though, that is some interesting food.

Apparently Eye Doctors Do Not Know Backwards 2s.

Soooooo, I went to the eye doctor. The lady had me reading the chart things that lit up on the wall. I could not really make out one of the things so I said it looked like a backwards 2. The doctor started to laugh out loud at me. She asked why I did not say it looked like a 5. I said, "Didnt you go to school for this? You tell me." She continued to laugh to herself and we finished the eye doctoring and now I have new glasses for when I spend long times on the computer. Weird huh?

Picture somewhat related, It is blurry, but not a backwards 2.

Princess Sparkle Watches Sunsets

I am bored, Can it be New Years Eve Now?

It Is Christmas.

That is all.

Princess Sparkle Christmas Preview

This is the year Santa.  My teeth are sharper than ever, I have been working out.  I will be waiting.

Princess Sparkle Is 6, I SAID!!!

Princess Sparkle Is 6!!!

six six six six six six six, six.

DRUNK SCIENTIST

I do not understand this joke.

Princess Sparkle Vs. Jokes

Birds hate Princess Sparkle's Jokes

F EVERYTHING

All my thinking about jumping in elevators has led me to invent DARTH ELEVATOR.

Darth Elevator can take me up buildings and pull the gun out of Han Solo's hand.  

We are all in big trouble.

Lies!!!

LIES LIES LIES

Mother Hen my ass.  The pictures in the window clearly show a guy, a lady and 2 cats.  No hen.  Either this window is lying or that license plate is lying.  

Ohhhhhhh, look at me, I'm this stupid flower...

I grow in a bush in the neighbors yard and have a tube coming out of me.  And if thats not enough the tube has dots on the stupid end.  And because that is not enough there are smaller dots on the middle of my stupid tube.  Annnnnnnnnnnd I think all the dots are fuzzy.  WTF.

Just kidding, I like flowers.  Especially hibiscus.  

reason 6,542 why our economy has problems

These came in the mail today.  In this house lives a guy and a chihuahua.

I do want to be unstoppable, and I do like to go surfing but I really do not see how these will help us achieve either of those things.  Maybe I am using them wrong.  Or maybe the marketing geniuses at Platex Sport Tampon Company should only send them to ladies.  And then they could use all the money they save to build elevators for the homeless or build a machine that lets dogs speak english or carve their logo on the moon with giant lasers.  Or outlaw golf.

I like to jump in elevators.

I like almost everything about elevatoring.  Although I do it both ways, going up and down, I like to jump when its going down better because then you get extra time in the air.  On the way up is not as fun but you can pretend that some jerk made gravity extra in that box.  I even like to jump in a stopped elevator better than just jumping on the regular non-elevator ground.  In the elevator your jump might be the straw that breaks the elevator's wires and that makes it 20% more exciting on average.   

Elevators.

Picture Unrelated.

I like showers and sunsets and wind

Same night about 15 mins apart.  

Cops are Wieners.

Ohhhhh, look at me, I have weeds growing in my engine of my car with no hood that all you taxpayers bought.  

SleepyTimeSparkle

Pajamas, Check

Pillow, Check

Now time for the dreaming...