Today on my afternoon walk the house down the street was covered by a giant plastic bag. I put my Zippo lighter and a can of Aquanet and a can of Cold Steel’s new pepper spray, Inferno on my end table in case they try to giant bag my house next. My first plan was going to be to melt the bag with the hair spray and lighter then go after the baggers with the pepper spray. Then I decided instead I could pepper spray them before they got the bag out and then use the Aquanet to make my hair look awesome. I like this plan better because it frees up the lighter for smoking or fireworks or arson.
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