Lou Wins Photo Contest

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Lou has always been a brilliant man.  But this was a contest he was especially prepared for.  You see, Lou was born to a family who loved the Beach Boys on the 50’s in Northern Ireland.  They quickly sold him into slavery to buy more Beach Boys records.  I can hardly blame them.  If the cat was worth anything you better believe we would be hearing the soothing sounds of Mike Love a lot more around here.  Lou ended up spending most of his young life doing back-breaking labor in the cookie mines of Brazil.  Lou used his smarts to charm the mine owners daughter, married into the family then killed them all.  This chain of events left him the sole owner of the cookie mines.  He turned them into a happy place modeled after his own dreams.  This means that everything is made of rainbows, beer is free and every dartboard has to, by law, have a picture of Brian Wilson on it.  Lou still goes into those mines to this day and hones his cookie finding skills.  That is why it is no surprise he won this  contest.  

Lou asked me to mention he offers cookie finding classes for one dollar a week.  I can not endorse this program.  The friends I have that have tried it say he just installs video cameras in your bathroom, takes your dollars and you never hear from him again.  Your milage may vary, contact him at  http://www.myspace.com/louearly  if interested.

Thanks for playing everyone, and Lou since you requested such a large size, there may be some delay in the prize, but rest assured you will get it.