Coaster testing

Today I did some coaster testing.  I like how this one is shaped like my head.  It has the metal ear for condensation collecting and another ear shaped compartment for a pocket knife.  The pocket knife is for cutting up treats and bones to Sparkle sized pieces and the metal is for rusting.  The actual drink surface it tilted slightly towards the slot that leads to the metal ear for proper drainage.

Over all the coaster is about the same size as me.  When summer comes I think it will float enough that I can sit on it and paddle beside Jeff when he swims in the ocean.  That way I get exercise, but fish can not bite my butt.

And then I got bored with the tests and decided to chew on the level.

Then Jeff took the level because who knows what that yellow liquid is.  I chewed on a Sharpie instead because we all know nothing bad could come of that. 

I just heard the audio from the plane that fell in the river a while ago.  I like that pilot, he was pretty calm for landing a plane in a river.  Even the pilot that flew Indiana Jones out of the jungle was not that calm.  And his plane was made to ride on the water.  But in fairness there were no natives shooting poison things at the Hudson river guy.  Then Indiana Jones was scared because there was a snake in the plane.  I wonder if that is were they got the idea for that stupid Snakes on a Plane movie.