Fog is stupid. I do not really understand fog and since science has yet to explain what it is I guess It is evil spirits that affect or effect my vision and make town more spooky for a day.
Fog is a stupid weather, it is not good at its job. When it is cold outside the house it would be cold inside except we have a machine that produces heat that fights the cold and then it is warm in the house. We do not have any fog fighting machine, and there is no fog in our house. Cold is way tougher than you fog, just give up already. I do not even know if there is a such machine that fights fog. I guess the closest thing would be a dehumidifier and I think only people with basements have those and there are no basements where I live because the water table is too high. I want to build a house out of Legos that is big enough to live in. When I do I am going to put a basement in any way. Then when salt water seeps in all I have to do is put some sand and margaritas and rusty posts down there and I will have my own private basement beach. Like when Alf built the lagoon on the television program of the same name.
If I were interested in arson I would probably be into fog. You could probably get half a neighborhood to the ground before the other half knew what happened because that would be the dumb half of the neighborhood and they would just be standing around looking at each other saying “boy, this fog smells like smoke today.”
And to make matters worse that cat was sitting in my window.
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