I was concerned on January 24th of this year because we found a step counter in Kim’s cereal that had less than 500 steps on it. I am now much more concerned. We found another one that has 2149 steps on it. It is a little comforting that the cereal factory is getting further away. That comfort is overshadowed by the fact that the cereal factory can move.
The moving cereal factory is too dangerous to let live. I pledge to destroy this cereal factory so children do not have to live in fear of opening a cereal box and finding a step counter that says 1. Then they turn around and the moving cereal factory is right behind them and SQUISH.
Fade to black.
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