Speaking of cranes.

There was a video of a pelican getting repeatedly splashed be waves here but youtube took it away because the ramones were playing in the background.

Speaking of cranes.
There is no way of knowing what this birds name is so I am just going to say it is Ralph the Pelican.  I think all birds should have the names of landlords on Threes Company.  Ralph gets punched by a wave.  I would have punched this heron but the stupid harness limits my picking of fights with this bird.  Herons are sissys.  They are real big but if I bark and run at them they fly onto roofs and squack at me.  One of these days I will see a heron and there will be no roof to jump on to and I will eat it. 

Eat it to Death.