It is raining. I want to go outside. Picture related.

So I am instead reading the Ashley Book of Knots.  I hate books, but I just can not put this one down.

I do not get bead head because my hair is soooooo short.  You know, like Telly Savalas or a lesbian.

I asked Kim how to spell Telly Savalas and she said “I do not know waht thet is.”  She said it in regular Kim talk, but I pretended she said it with an accent like John Malkovich in Rounders.

In other news, I love when you are in a long line of cars waiting to turn and all of the turn signals are blinking at different times, always have.   

Knots are awesome.