Friday, March 13, 2009

About once a year I get tricked by the hot pepper/pickle industry..

 like hot things.  I am not against sweet things.  Every so often I purchase things to eat.  About once a year I forget that the word sweet means a different thing on pickles and hot peppers.  On pickles and hot peppers it means the most disgusting not pickle and not hot pepper taste you can imagine.  I see the sweet and hot in the store and think this will be delicious.  Then I get home and eat one.  Then I shudder and think oh, I remember this, I will now throw these away and never be tricked by this again.  
Fast forward to next year.  
I bet the guy who invented that stupid new shuffle likes these god awful banes of my existence stupid jerk peppers.  

Helpful tip:  I chop up all the lettuce at once and put it in a ziplock bag.  Then I can eat salad with little to no notice. 


No comments:

Post a Comment