For the news’ next trick, they will make 10% of all water disapper!

Dude, the news said that the county I live in recycles 90% of its water.  

Dude, I am priddy sure that more of the water is recycled somehow dude.

Otherwise, dude, the news would have us believe that 10% of the water I drink or something disappears from the earth forever somehow never to be seen again?

The news makes me grumpy dude.