Shamwow

I spill a lot of stuff so naturally I needed one of these.  Then I 

read the internet and they said I did not need one of these.  So what was I to do?  

I analyzed the commercial further and I had to trust the guy that says “if you are going to wash your cars or any kind of vehicle you would be out of you mind not to own one of these.”

I do not even wash cars, but he looked trustworthy.

I hope they work better than they look.  From appearances I got a big box of orange and blue felt.  I can not wait to spill something.  That should be soon.  I will let you know how they work.

On an unrelated note, I am going to see Her and Kings County tonight.  That should be fun.  I hope Brother Love yells Owwwwwww a few times.  I am not sure if that is how you spell owwwwwwww.