Jeff and I were standing at the counter today eating hot peppers and treats like we do every day. But then something out of the ordinary happened. Jeff noticed something. You all know how we feel about cats, right? Jeff looked at the windowsill that we usually ignore. There are a couple plants and seashells on it. There was also a small statue of a cat. It was about an inch high and appeared to be made out of some type of material. The caption said
“MADE ENGLAND.” And of course small statues do not lie. Who knew that a cat made England? Sure England is not the greatest thing ever with its stupid way of talking and crappy comedy, but still. Cats still suck, but I was a little impressed at the cats accomplishment.
Then, thank the good Lord I reread it a little closer and it actually says “WADE ENGLAND.” I do not know why the hell someone would name their cat Wade England, or if it is a statue of a cat wading in some water in England but you are supposed to imagine the treading water motions and the water or what?
So I guess my point is that art is stupid and dogs are still better than those lazy no country making cats.
God Bless America.
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