Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I just saw Bolt.

Captain Ron is my favorite movie.  So this movie had a lot to live up to.  It was okay.  The action and story was awesome.  The one big flaw was Bolt’s voice.  John Travolta?  Come on.  That guy could never do a dog justice.  He is barely passable as a human.  Like 10 times Bolt said something and I should be enveloped in the story but all I can think is “that is not what Bolt should sound like.”  All I ask is that they redub all of bolts lines with either Martin Short’s or Kurt Russell’s voice.  Now that would be a movie.  Maybe two movies.  Do a G rated version with Martin Short and a PG-13 rated version with Kurt Russell where Bolt calls Penny’s agent a dick.
As is stands, this movie is worth the hour and a half if you are bored.  With my suggested modifications I really think it could win a gold medal at the next olympics not held in a communist country in the luge or biathlon events.

I had to put a lot of thought into today’s post.  Until now the only questionable language I have used is ass a few times and I think hell once.  After all the thought I decided I am almost three so I can say dick.


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