Captain Ron is my favorite movie. So this movie had a lot to live up to. It was okay. The action and story was awesome. The one big flaw was Bolt’s voice. John Travolta? Come on. That guy could never do a dog justice. He is barely passable as a human. Like 10 times Bolt said something and I should be enveloped in the story but all I can think is “that is not what Bolt should sound like.” All I ask is that they redub all of bolts lines with either Martin Short’s or Kurt Russell’s voice. Now that would be a movie. Maybe two movies. Do a G rated version with Martin Short and a PG-13 rated version with Kurt Russell where Bolt calls Penny’s agent a dick.
As is stands, this movie is worth the hour and a half if you are bored. With my suggested modifications I really think it could win a gold medal at the next olympics not held in a communist country in the luge or biathlon events.
I had to put a lot of thought into today’s post. Until now the only questionable language I have used is ass a few times and I think hell once. After all the thought I decided I am almost three so I can say dick.
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