Monday, December 22, 2008

Christmas is not safe.

This thing is supposed to be like bubble wrap that lasts forever.  You can just keep popping it.  I am not much for reading but I looked over this device’s paperwork for safety reasons.  I think there is more at work here than infinite bubble wrap.  If I stand on it it may cause serious injury apparently.  Kids are not going to read this paper and of course everyone stands on their keychains at some point.  What a sad holiday season it will be when so many people get seriously injured by this device.


And speaking of holiday seasons, I already have spies on various neighborhood roofs watching for that home intruder Santa.  This year I will catch him.

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