Today I realized I have been tricked.

First, and this has nothing to do with the trick is an adorable picture of me.

Now the trick.

I see this at the grocery store while I am shopping for soap because I regularly clean myself.

Axe is not a favorite brand of mine but it has a cool silver bottle and says there is quartz AND zinc in there.  As soon as I saw this I realized that not only did I not know of quartz and zinc's cleaning properties, I have been on this earth for sooooo many years and I have no idea what quartz or zinc smells like.  So I got it.  It seems to clean okay, and it smells really weird.  Then after how many days it takes to use this much soap I looked at the bottle...

The bottle is clear?!?

I did not see this coming.  Imagine my surprise for about 5-7 seconds.  Oh, well I am going to have to take this information back to the lab.  But this will definitely lessen my trust for the axe brand in future grocery stores.  

After this bottle is done I think I am going to be leaving the quartz to the cheap watches and the zinc to being like 1% of nickels or whatever the hell zinc is supposed to be for.