This is a bird doing a bird thing.

Why then would a magic bird fall off of a post, drunk or not?  Who knows, why is this sentence up here when it should be at the very bottom.

I like him.

Now I am thinking about if you did not know that birds landed this way you might think that this bird is drunk and falling off this post.  But then if he could not stand on this post how would he have gotten all the way up there? 

My guess?

This is a magic bird.