Subtitles

I watched the first movie I ever watched with subtitles the other day.  Okay, the second movie I ever watched with subtitles, but the first one was with a cute girl so that does not count.  So this time I watched Trollhunter on Netflix because Netflix suggested it just for me.  So I read the description and it sounds like a low budget foreign horror movie.  I can get behind that.  So I watch and it starts in with the subtitles and of course I am about to turn it of but somehow it caught me and I sat through the whole thing.  The movie was okay, and the first movie I have watched in 100 years where I was not playing with my phone or laptop while it was on.  It was kind of dumb but entertaining and the effects were better than I would have expected but the words on the bottom sucks.  This would have been a 100 times better movie if they dubbed it into english.  Even if the mouths did not match the words, it would be better than reading instead of looking at the scenes and characters.  The movie guys should be against subtitling, because I can not be impressed by the subtleties of their acting, and the selection of camera angles, and the scenery they chose.  #OCCUPY SUBTITLES.  Anyway, it is an okay movie, you could watch it if you have some time to kill.

This is what happens when Princess Sparkle Attacks

Some Shower

Princess Sparkle is thankful she is a riot.

In her and Jeff's opinions at least.

Not in this birds opinion.

Princess Sparkle Vs. Thanksgiving

Princess Sparkle's Thanksgiving Comic #2

I guess birds are not the only things that hate Princess Sparkles jokes.  This Bear needs to lighten up.

Princess Sparkle Vs. the munchies and fish.

Princess Sparkle's 1000th Comic, I wonder why birds have no sense of humor.

Get it?

Today I realized I have been tricked.

First, and this has nothing to do with the trick is an adorable picture of me.

Now the trick.

I see this at the grocery store while I am shopping for soap because I regularly clean myself.

Axe is not a favorite brand of mine but it has a cool silver bottle and says there is quartz AND zinc in there.  As soon as I saw this I realized that not only did I not know of quartz and zinc's cleaning properties, I have been on this earth for sooooo many years and I have no idea what quartz or zinc smells like.  So I got it.  It seems to clean okay, and it smells really weird.  Then after how many days it takes to use this much soap I looked at the bottle...

The bottle is clear?!?

I did not see this coming.  Imagine my surprise for about 5-7 seconds.  Oh, well I am going to have to take this information back to the lab.  But this will definitely lessen my trust for the axe brand in future grocery stores.  

After this bottle is done I think I am going to be leaving the quartz to the cheap watches and the zinc to being like 1% of nickels or whatever the hell zinc is supposed to be for.

This birds porridge was just right.

I do not know what porridge is.  I know what birds are though, so this post is at least half right.

I feel like porridge can not be good or I would have seen it in real life by now.  

This birds porridge was too cold.

Maybe because it is winter.  I do not know how, unless they were from different batches that all this porridge varies so much in temperature.

This birds porridge was too hot.

It would suck to have to fly everywhere.  Yeah sure you could go up real high and avoid jerks and see some cool views, but go to the beach an a really windy day and watch some birds.  Now tell me you would want to deal with that.  

This is a bird doing a bird thing.

Why then would a magic bird fall off of a post, drunk or not?  Who knows, why is this sentence up here when it should be at the very bottom.

I like him.

Now I am thinking about if you did not know that birds landed this way you might think that this bird is drunk and falling off this post.  But then if he could not stand on this post how would he have gotten all the way up there? 

My guess?

This is a magic bird.  

Pickles?!?

Seriously world.  I like pickles.  I buy a jar of pickles.  I get 1/3 to 1/2 half way done over a few days and then I think about pickles.  Someone picks cucumbers before they are ready and then puts them in sour water for a while and then sells then for $3 a jar as something other than cucumbers.  And this is accepted by everyone that I know.  I wish I could by a jar of little regular cucumbers.  I would quarter them and then put a little salt on there and have a snack.  

This making cucumbers into pickles with sour water has inspired me.  I am going to pee on Jeff's car every day for a month then put it on Craigslist for sale as a cowhelicopter.  I hope most of the responses I get are from trannies.  

Ooops in my head I posted it in the wrong section and hoped for the wrong thing.  In my head I moved it to the for sale section and now I hope for more appropriate responses. 

Some how I just noticed that if I control-click on all this text highlighted there is an option to make paragraphs the wrong direction.

Why the hell would anyone use this ?

Picture Unrelated

It is getting cold again.

I have to wear sweatshirts on my walks.  That is bad.
There are less big sweaty tourists at the beach.  That is good.
It is almost time for Jeff to start arguing with himself about if this is the year he starts wearing socks again.  That would be bad.
I like to call the heater R2-D2, so that is good.  I tried to ask Siri if she would respond to R2-D2 instead of Siri.  Siri did not understand as usual.  So I guess as long as Jeff does not start wearing socks again winter is okay because the heater is the only thing that will answer to R2-D2.  As soon as the folks at Apple program Siri to let users change its name then I am going to have to cancel winter.