Sunday, November 23, 2008

I am pretty tough.

Today on my walk I located a gold chain in the street.  Utilizing  some of the pliers I referenced last week I made it my size.  I think it makes me look tough.  Next I hope I find a tracksuit on the street that I can cut down to size.  Then the next day maybe a whole bunch of very strong cologne.  Then all I will need to do is dye the hair on my chest black and slick my ears back.  That will be rad.  Cologne is the stupidest spelled word I have ever seen.  Did you guys know Andrew Dice Clay is Jewish?

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