Sunday, January 20, 2008
Why can I not go anywhere where there is water without seeing a Canadian in a Speedo. Jeff has been known to wear a Speedo, but strictly for comedic value and he is not Canadian. And for the record he was not kicked out of Canada that time, he was asked politely to leave. I used to have my own pool in Florida. There are no pools in Arizona. The local government has outlawed them. It seems people were getting wet in them and moisture is against the rules here. The only things allowed in Arizona are extremely dry things. Try to season a humidor here, I dare you. This place is lame. Maybe we will get back to Florida soon. Really soon? And the shoes with wheels in them are the reason 9 out of 10 kids are fat.
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