If you kids have shoes with wheels in them be aware others want them to die.

Saturday, January 19, 2008
I was out of carrots and Jeff was out of celery so we went to the local grocery store.  I would like to see a rule made.  I do not like a lot of rules but I believe this one needs to be put in place.  This is how I would like to see it work.  If you are in a store and you see one of those kids on wheels it is your duty as an American to punch that kid in the face as hard as you can.  Doing so will get you 10% off your total purchases that day at that establishment.  More importantly you should punch their parent as well.  If you knock the parent down with this punch you are then entitled to their wallet and it’s contents.  Thank you for your support.