Church

Friday, January 11, 2008

Holy cow this is a long skinny church.  Not much of a turnout today either.  Must not be Christmas or Easter.  I need a calendar.  Am I allowed to say holy cow in church?  I was led to believe there would be wine here.  I hope it is not Night Train.  That is the only kind of wine I have had so far and it was not very delicious.  My reason for coming here was to find out who God was voting for.  With all this election talk I want to make sure I know who is the best choice.  He is undecided.  I am voting for either Ross Perot or an evil robot.  Church is kind of fun, I can not wait until the part where everyone shakes hands.  I have been preparing for that my whole life.