Today I went shopping.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

I needed some puppy pads.  I could either go to Target or Wal-Mart as I was passing them both.  I decided to try Target because I though there would be less swine flu in there.  There was still some.  I think that pigs invented their flu to get back at women.  They are mad because 95% of women either like monkeys or horses.  Only 2% like pigs.  So they invented swine flu to kill women.  Stupid women.  They could at least pretend to like pigs.