And the reason I went so far away....

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Craigslist’s motto should be Ebay for crazy people.  About a week ago Jeff and Kim decided that neither of them had ridden a bicycle for 15 or so years and it was about time they did.  But there would be rules.  Any bicycle style that anyone has ever worn spandex on was ruled out.  Kim’s main rule was that her bike would have a banana seat.  Jeff’s main rule was that his would be a bmx bike and there would be a basket for me added.  And he would take off and throw away the brakes.  

Anyway after the guy at the local bike shop said they did not really make Kim’s style of bike anymore Jeff checked craigslist.  There was one listed for 20$.  We promptly bought it off of the woman after hearing about her lowrider car she bought to go to concerts and how her interview at the strip club went earlier that day.  She was very nice.  

So now we have one banana seat down one bmx and one basket to go.  

In other news, I hate all this talk about what does Santa do if there is a house with no chimney.  The jerk can deliver toys to every good kid in the world in one night and has flying deer things helping him?  He is obviously using some kind of stupid magic.  Like he could not just use the magic to make a temporary chimney on the house.  

I really hope the bike lady gets the job at the strip club.