Sunday, May 15, 2011

Bmxing through new neighborhood.

Sunday, May 15, 2011
You have to take into account where you are before you spell things like they sound.

Monday, April 25, 2011

#$%& Authority

Monday, April 25, 2011
Went to the doctor today.  If there was no writing on this plug I would have never considered unplugging it.  If there was writing that said please do not unplug I would have not unplugged it.  If It said do not unplug, ehhhh 50/50.  But DO NOT UNPLUG EVER?  You are not the boss of me plug.  You dug your own grave on this one, machine.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

I am perceptive and i have an argument.

Sunday, April 24, 2011
I have been listening to 2 songs on repeat for the last few hours, because it is Easter and everything is closed and what the fuck else am I going to do.  Song 1, Ice Cube, Today Was a good Day.  Song 2, Rebecca Black, Friday.  I believe these two songs are the exact same song written from a different perspective.  I will go as far as to say if Ice Cube wrote a song about a good day three months ago it would have been Friday.  Like wise if Rebecca Black wrote a song 17 or 18 years ago she would have been sent to a lab and studied by the government because 0 year olds are not supposed to be able to write songs i think.  J/K, if she knew what a pager was I think Friday would have went a lot more like Today Was A Good Day.  Picture unrelated.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Sometimes I twitter.

Friday, April 15, 2011
And someone showed me this pace that looks at your old twitters and jumbles them all up and makes a twitter.  I am content with my twittering past that this is the culmination of my knowledge on twitter.

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Friday, April 1, 2011

I eat dog food all the time

Friday, April 1, 2011
And I have never seen and would never eat dog food shaped like triforce.

Monday, March 14, 2011

More like Daylight Stupid Time.

Monday, March 14, 2011
This and sweet and hot pickles still trick me.  Jerks.  I am standing where I always do to watch the sun set and 6:30ish and guess what.  The sun is way too high.  Stupid time. 
 


Saturday, March 5, 2011

I think its an act.

Saturday, March 5, 2011
Either way, it is awesome.  I also like Angry Birds.