These came in the mail today. In this house lives a guy and a chihuahua.
I do want to be unstoppable, and I do like to go surfing but I really do not see how these will help us achieve either of those things. Maybe I am using them wrong. Or maybe the marketing geniuses at Platex Sport Tampon Company should only send them to ladies. And then they could use all the money they save to build elevators for the homeless or build a machine that lets dogs speak english or carve their logo on the moon with giant lasers. Or outlaw golf.
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