Cowboy Boots.

I was just listening to Frank Turner, because that is only kind of gay, and in my favorite song on that record he says a thing about cowboy boots.  I have thought of this many times in the past.  I kind of want to get a pair of cowboy boots.  I do not know when I would ever wear them, all I do anymore is sit in my house and write code, hang out on the beach, ride bmx, and go skateboarding.  None of these seem like cowboy boot activities.  Maybe I should get a pair because someday there will be occasion to wear them.  Maybe not.  If I get a set it will more likely be for the same reason I always took things like Nintendo controllers and walkmen apart as a kid.  I just really want to see if I can figure out how they work.  No laces I get.  For lots of years most all I have worn are Vans slipons although sanuk slipons are closing the gap but they are little.  Cowboy boots are tall.  For there to be enough room in the tall part for the whole ankle area thing to fit thorough it seems like it would be all sloppy and weird to walk around.
I even tried asking Siri "how do cowboy boots work?" It just directed me to some Ladies shoe stores.  So naturally I figure Siri does not care about cowboy boots, just wants me to meet some new ladies.  So to test I asked Siri what color fire was.  I think I was giving Siri too much credit.

although I do like the sound of happy feet.  I wonder what the plus could be?