Appendix Is Stupid

A few months ago, Jeff had his appendix out and I did not see him for 3-4 days.  There had only been one other stretch that long in the history if Jeff and I that we went that long apart.  Then 2 Fridays ago on the Jeff needed his appendix out again.  This should not be.  The doctor left some in there last time.  Jeff almost died, and had to have another surgery to get the bad stuff out.  8 days in the hospital.  Wtf.  We almost went nuts because i'm not allowed in the hospital and Jeff was not allowed out of the hospital.  It was awful on my side and even worse some of the things they do in there.  In conclusion, I am against doctors leaving poison in people after surgeries.

This is not appropriate

but jeff and i never wear socks but in the hospital they are making him wear all kind of crazy socks.  this is very disappointing.

My apologies for the language but this hospital thing is really getting to us.

One a Day?!?!?

So recently, after taking these One a Day sour vitamins for a few months I read the bottle on the back and guess what, NOT one a day.  I know what your thinking I should have read the bottle months ago.  Guess what, I did, the HUGE words on the front that say One A Day.  Not two a day.

In conclusion if I need to take 2 a day, please do not name your product One a Day.  This is lies.  I bet everyone who works for this company has a dog named cat.  Or a dog named 2dogs.  And drives a hybrid car that does not get any better gas mileage than a regular car.

Captain America, what a jerk

I did not really know the Captain America story before I watched that movie this week.  It was okay.  What I could not get over was this hump is supposed to be sneaking in to some factory thing and as he is going in his outfit is all subdued colors like you would do to be sneaky.  Except for a great big red white and blue shield strapped to his back.  Maybe instead of the military he should have been a cop because they are dumb like that.  Otherwise the movie was so-so, but any movie I watched around the time of Red State is going to have a hard time competing.

I wish I could understand this.

this is a gas pump at the gas station down the road a ways.

look closely.

there are holes poked in the blue part.

then there are holes poked in the white part but they do not line up with most of the blue part holes.

then there is the sticker above these holes.

and the sticker has the white hole shapes printed on it.

this makes makes me grumpy because its stupid.

i like disorder and all,  one of my favorite things is all the turn signals in a turning lane flashing all out of time, but this is disorder that is trying too hard to be order.

and it there is one thing i hate more than order, its a failed attempt at order.

that and pachouli.

Bathtime Sparkle!

I am Princess Sparkle.  I am 5. I like skateboarding and hate baths.

I feel like this robe makes my eyes look nuts.  

and today is 9 10 11.

all day it's like sesame street on my checks.  wait, it's not, because the only people that still have checks are old dicks in front of me in line at the grocery store.

Labor Day Halloween Pajama Weekend Monday!!!

Would it kill everyone to only have a four day work week everyday?  F labor.  Today me and my Halloween pajamas celebrate relaxing.

RED STATE

I have been waiting for this movie for a while and after listening to Kevin Smith talking about it just coming to itunes on the last Joe Rogan Experience podcast I finally saw it.  I really like most of Kevin's movies and regularly listen to most of the podcasts on the Smodcast network. This is nothing like any of that.  I think I only laughed out loud once at something John Goodman said.  And afterwords I thought about it and I really did not care about any of the characters or what happened to them.  But for some reason I loved the movie.  The story was so interesting and every character was believable in their crazyness and the whole thing really seemed like it could have been retelling a true story.  I usually like my scary stories about zombies or other apocalyptic type things,  so me liking this must mean it was really well done.  Thanks Mr. Smith.  And John Goodman is awesome.

Labor Day Halloween Pajama Weekend Sunday!!!

Today I am celebrating all the labor that went into the Karate Kids 1 and 3.  Not 2.  Crane Technique, I'm Down, No can defend.  The dance at the end of three, I can live with that.  The drum technique at the end of 2, come on even I'm a big fan of dumb, but thats even to much for me.

Labor Day Halloween Pajama Weekend Saturday!!!

In celebration of my mom dog going through labor so that I am here we got some new halloween pajamas. WEEKEND HALLOWEEN PAJAMAS!

These pajamas were inspired by George Clooney in that stupid singing movie where he wore these pajamas.  I like John Goodman.