Pinaud Clubman After Shave, are we going to have a problem here?

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Jeff likes to smell like a barber shop.  The best way he has found to accomplish this is with this old school, old man, 2$ a bottle after shave.  Not to tell tales out of school, but I believe I have seen him splash some on even when he has not shaved for days.  Here is where I start to take fault, inspecting a new bottle for tampering before opening, I read the little seal.

And I quote:  “Refilling this bottle or tampering with this stop-

per is illegal.  Violations will be prosecuted.”

Listen here jerks, I am going to “tamper with this stopper” every f#$%ing time Jeff puts this stuff on.  What are you nuts? You want us to drill a hole beside the stopper to get the stuff out?  Why even have a stopper if you do not want people to use it?  Also I believe it would be obvious to even a child that you would have I hard time prosecuting me if I refill this bottle.  The bottle and its contents became mine when I gave Walgreens pharmacy 4 bucks for this and a few Valentines Day Ring Pops.  I will fill my bottle whenever and with whatever I want.  Just because you want to play gestapo on your label I might fill this with 1 part Aqua Velva, 1 part Old Spice and 1 part Pabst Blue Ribbon then mix it up real good and then pour it out on the ground to form the words “Fuck Authority” then light it on fire.  

To quote Princess Leia:

“the more you tighten your grip, Pinaud Clubman After Shave Lotion, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.”