Home invader Santa will be invading homes tonight and once again I am ready. As you can see I am a very good actress. I pretend I am sleeping as above until he sneaks in then BLAM shotgun blast to the face. His beard is bullet proof so I have to be very accurate and make sure some of the blast goes up his nose, his only vulnerable spot. Like the hole in the Death Star that leads right to the fragile exploding part. I repeat. If I see anyone kissing Santa Clause there will be problems.
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