ORANGE LINE

Monday, October 26, 2009

ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! TODAY I SAW A ORANGE LINE.  IT WAS ORANGE AND IT COULD BE ON THE GRASS AND ON THE ROAD.  AT THE SAME TIME.  I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK I WAS SO STARTLED THAT THERE WAS AN ORANGE LINE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.  WHAT NEXT, A GIANT DITCH WITH A PIPE IN IT?  OR MAYBE A CABLE COMPANY TRUCK?  MAYBE EVEN 6 GUYS WITH SHOVELS WHERE FIVE GUYS LOOK WHILE ONE GUY USES HIS SHOVEL?  

THIS IS WHY HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY BY FAR.