Peanuts

Friday, July 31, 2009

I have a jar of dry roasted peanuts in front of me that is like 1/3rd that weird dry roasted peanut dust.  .I only eat peanuts once every 6 months or so.  .This must have been the end of a batch or something.  .All this peanut dust is making me uncomfortable.  .If I were the passenger in a car that was being driven 85 mph by a crazy person I would throw this jar of weird peanut dust at a speed limit sign.  .I am going to only eat peanuts once a year from now on.

Fun Tip: get some white spray paint, paint over the s and d on any speed limit sign, sleep a little better because some people will smile when driving past said sign on their way to work.  

Extra fun tip: Extra periods.