I hate winter.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

In other news, I am pretty sure that car alarms have never stopped the stealing of a car.  If your car is worth enough that someone would steal it, they know how to defeat the alarm.  If you have an alarm and your car has not been stolen it is not because of the alarm, it is because your car is not wanted by the thief.  All your annoying alarm really does is not get you invited to the neighbors house when they barbecue. 

Storms

11/11/09

I do not like Dr. Drew’s new show.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

People are not designed to do lots of drugs.  His first story was okay.  People are designed to have sex.  This show is not okay.  The intro says that sex addiction is as dangerous as drugs and alcohol.  Lie.  I think Dr. Drew is addicted to saying people are addicted to things.  I think he should teach these people some time management so they can do it and get some other stuff done and stop pretending everything is an addiction that needs treatment.  But I guess that would not get good ratings and make Drew tons of money. 

I do not like Eminem

Monday, November 9, 2009

Even more I do not like the people I see listening to Eminem.  I have felt this way for a looooooong time but today I make it official.  I hereby decree that If you like Eminem I have no time for you. Picture unrelated.

Monday, November 9, 2009

I like treats

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Stupid Shark

I like packages.

Friday, November 6, 2009

It is a shame they come with stuff in them so you have to empty them before you cut the outside into ninja throwing stars and throw them at the cat and Kim.  It is odd that the Ups and Fedex and mail man make me so mad when they are usually the people who bring me these packages.

I like this snake

Thursday, November 5, 2009

I am not friends with him but he likes to lay in my driveway.  If I was a snake I would not have shoulders so my harness would fall off when we went for a walk.  It must be hard for snakes to go for walks.  The upside to being a snake is that lots of people would have tattoos of me.  That and it would be easier to scare jerks and ladies.  But I think I would miss my ears.  I am glad I am not a snake.

I like tower defense games.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I used to not like the ipod touch so much for games.  I played tap defense for a while on the but still played my ds sometimes.  Then I got Fieldrunners and did not plat anything for it for a while.  Now I just got Geodefense Storm and i am not sure that I even know where my ds is.  Geodefense is more tricky than the other two.  I am going to go try to punch those jerks right now.

I like the sun.

Monday, November 2, 2009

There should be more sun.  Now because of some dumb time change it is dark too early.

Paranormal Activity?

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Shot for 15,000?  Sometimes Jeff pretends his hand is a monster and makes growling noises and I fight it.  If we video taped that I would not want anyone to have to pay 8 bucks to see it.  There should be a sliding scale.  It a 100 million movie costs 8 dollars then theaters should be charging .0012 cents to see Paranormal Activity by my calculations.  And I am such a nice dog that if they stop trying to make me watch commercials before the thing I am paying for I will round up a little and pay a penny.  Maybe not a good penny, maybe one of those screwed up greenish corroded ones that I always get for change and wish it had not touched my paw.