Kim’s Damn Birthday.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Yesterday was Kim’s birthday so I did not get to watch the 4th Harry Potter movie.  I am going to try to watch it tonight.  The suspense is killing me because I looked at the box and it seems like Edward from Twilight is in it.  And he is either dreamy or weird looking depending on who you talk to.

Bbbbiiiiikkkkkkkkkeeeeee

Sunday, October 11, 2009

This weekend we took the bike apart and stripped it and painted it and put it back together and make new stickers for it and put the stickers on it.  I think it is much nicer now.  The cat’s tongue is like sandpaper.

Also I tried to see the 2nd Harry Potter again and could not finish it.  I skipped ahead to the third.  Although we were putting the bike back together at the time so I was not paying a lot of attention I think it was better than the first two.  I am almost excited to see if the 4th one is even better or if the third was a fluke or if I was high on paint stripper fumes and just imagined the third one.

Harry Potter sucks.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I tried to watch the Harry Potter movie some years ago and could not make it through because it was so dumb.  Then a few months ago I tried to listen to the Harry Potter audio books and could not make it 10 minutes in because it was dumb.  I am going to really try to get through these movies this time.  I made it the whole way through the first one this afternoon.  This is a new record for me putting up with Harry Potter so I am just taking a break to write this then I am going to try to get through the second one.  All I can say about the first is that I would have never made it through if we did not just jailbreak our old ipod touch and playing with it was diluting the attention given to Harry Potter.  I am three and this movie seemed like it was for some one much younger than me.  And that is only 2 and 1.  I usually like kids movies but this one was just dumb.  I hope they get better as they go on.  And by the way what kind of jerk does not know the difference between a N and a lightning bolt?

The 2nd one is not so good either.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I made it about 12 minutes.  Then I went to the beach.  Maybe I will try again tomorrow.

More like Nobel Hump Prize.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Guess who else won, Jimmy Carter and Al Gore.  Two of the most annoying nonsense jerks that I know of.  This should be called “the Obama sucks in the polls and we are a very liberal, veeeerrrrrrrryyy liberal organization so we give the award to him to try to give him a bump even though one of the qualifications for this so called peace prize is to eliminate or reduce standing armies and he has already increased our military by 22 thousand people and suggested congress increase the army and marines even further award.”  The bad part is this will be all over the news and dummies will think “hey maybe he is doing good, I guess I like him again.”

I thought bikes were bad?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Sooooo some days ago Jeff got Kim a bike.  I did not like where this was going.  Then just less days ago Kim got Jeff a bike.  I was worried.  Then we took a few laps around the neighborhood.  It was okay, it was like skateboarding but on a bike instead of a skateboard.  There is wind on my face like running but without all the work.  But I was still worried.  I kept looking at Jeff waiting for the spandex and helmet to get on him.  But they never came.  I guess bikes are not the jerks, just some people who go on bikes are regular jerks and give bikes a bad name.  See chart below.

I am catching up on the new season of Dexter right now.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

And I just saw John Lithgows butt.  I thought it was better in Harry and the Hendersons.

The French.

Monday, October 5, 2009

I always thought the French were annoying fancy pantses.  I also thought annoying fancy pantses cared about spelling.  Well as you can see that some jerk gave me this junk instead of a good old American quarter and it is proof that the French can not spell.  So I guess the French are not just annoying fancy pantses, they are stupid annoying fancy pantses.  Unless this coin is from some other stupid country and then I take that back and the Francers are still just annoying fancy pantses.  I threw the coin into the ocean shortly after this photo.  I figure the Coast Guard can handle it from there.

Adopted?

Friday, October 2, 2009

We received cards from Jeff’s Mom and Jeff’s Grandpa today.  The writing is very similar.  Jeff does not write anything like that.  Either they are trying to pull one over on us and the cards were sent by the same person or Jeff must be adopted.  The show Community is mildly amusing.  

In other news I saw a car crash into a van that was already wrecked and being pulled by a tow truck.  It made me feel confused.

Marketing.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

In what world do you make the champagne of beers come in a camouflage can.  Champagne and and camouflage only have one thing in common.  A stupid extra letter.