Vampires are pretty gay,

Monday, January 31, 2011

And not in the good way.

But, 

The Lost Boys movie, and even the sequel are awesome.  I just watched what I though was the sequel on the Netflix and there was another Lost Boys on there but they have to send it to you.  I feel like I saw that one too some time ago.  But I am just saying, this morning I would have said there were 2 Lost Boys movies and now I think there may be three.  Sometimes life just keeps on giving.  

In other news, boy, those jerks who stop internets in Egypt sure are dicks, huh?

I got ants in my pants and i need to dance?

Saturday, January 30, 2010

today i was listening to james brown.  I like the song ants in my pants part 1.  it is like listening to a 20 second song about 9 or 10 times in a row.  

soooooo i decided to try an experiment and put it on repeat and listened to the whole song 10 times in a row.  really concentrating.  and then i gained the ability to time travel.  is is kind of cool but you can only travel through the past and only as far back as when you were born.  so then today i went back and for the 1st time found out who won the super bowl 2 years ago.  then i came back to now and realized i still do not care about the 2 years ago super bowl and my back hurt.  i hate time travel.

Social Distortion Record

Sunday, January 23, 2011

We bought the new Social Distortion record today.  Kim gave it a listen and said there is not much punk in this rock.  we will have to listen to it later and see if I agree.  We heard some of these songs at the show this band played in St. Petersburg a month or two ago.  The big news is that Mike Ness, this bands singer, got an anchor tattooed on his face.  Okay, never mind that is not big news, just kind of weird.  

Edit: I listened to it, There is a song about me, Princess Sparkle, on there.  That was nice of them.  But there are 2 songs about the goddamn cat on there.  That is gay.  Soooooo, I like it, ,this record is good, but not my favorite by this band.

Mega Piranha

Saturday, January 15, 2011

I saw this.  It was even better than Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.

I want to build my own dumb movie.

MEGASPARKLE vs. ?

1. a.godrantula
2. b.cockbulance
3. c.giggapig(a)
4. d.jerkhorse

Boy, I really seemed to run out of steam at the end of my list.

Today I did things.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

First I woke up, then I went to the library, then i chugged a beer, then I went back to sleep.  Then the librarian woke me up and asked me to leave.  Bitch.

But seriously, seriously has 3 vowels in a row in it thats weird.

Really though, Californication is a really good show.  I just watched the first episode of the new season and it is still good.  

I’m done talking.

I would like to thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ for making this all happen!

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Flying Cars! Flying Cars finally are available to the general public.  We test drove one today, you just fly up in the air, no need for roads.  You do not even need a special license! And they are pretty reasonably priced.  I drove a 2 seater with 2 cigarette lighters, 2 yellow fog lights and a bad ass roof rack and even with those posh options it came in at just over 15k American.  And because the Cleveland Browns love us they are going to pick up the insurance bill for the first 3 years we own this handsome flying car.  And they say dreams  don’t come true.  

I should have said Washington Redskins, Cleveland Browns sounds kindof racist.

Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus

Monday, January 3, 2011

A shark jumps out of the ocean when an airplane is flying over and catches the airplane in its mouth and crashes it into the ocean.  And Debbie Gibson is in it.  Full of win.  That is my review of Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus.  It is the first movie I have given 5 stars on netflix in a long time.  

In 2011 the same folks seem to be releasing Mega Python versus Gatoroid, it has Debbie Gibson and Tiffany in it.  I like the addition of more old pop stars, I am hoping for MC Hammer in the next ridiculous movie, but I am disappointed that snakes are sooooooo dumb.  I would rather see this Gatoroid fight the Mega Shark or the Giant Octopus. 

Finally

Saturday, January 1, 2011

It is 2011.  Last night I was watching the New Year thing and saw some dumb rappers.  They mentioned sizzurp or something like that.  I looked at the wikipedia entry for this thing.  You apparently mix some medicine with codine and sprite and a Jolly Rancher.  Jolly Ranchers are the only thing we have of these ingredients.  But we do have NyQuill and coconut water.  Hmmmmm...

See you tomorrow 2011!