Friday, December 31, 2010

Nude Queers Eve!!!


Friday, December 31, 2010
Pretend I said New Years Eve, I guess that was one of those times when I said what I was thinking instead of what I wanted to say.  Too bad it is soooooo much work to delete that heading and change it to New Years Eve.  Anyway it does not matter because I am from a planet where dogs rule things and we are nude, Donald Duck style, meaning we sometimes wear shirts but almost never pants and usually nothing at all and queer means odd or the band the queers because we do not have a negative view of the gays like you grumpy biggoted earthlings.  
There, rationalized, I accept your apolology earthling.
Picture unrelated, Earthling.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The cat still lives here.


Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Look at this puddle of fur.  I feel like in the next 50 years or so dogs will evolve and become bipedal.  Cats, if this one is any example, are trying to evolve to take the shape of whatever container they are put in.  True.  Test it.  Pick up a dog, stays dog shaped, pick up a cat, folds damn near in half.  I rest my case.
In 60 years I think dogs will own radio stations.

Monday, December 27, 2010

BOOOOOOOOOO, cooties.



Monday, December 27, 2010
In all my 5 years I have played 100 games.  There is a new worst.  Cooties.  I am disappointed in my self for playing the one game of this game I will ever play to completion.  I won.   But at what cost?
On the bright side I have a newfound respect for Peggle on the Iphone, now thats a game.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

i am 5


Thursday, December 23, 2010
Today, I am 5.  It turns out as proven by the lack of entires from when I was 4 that the inventors and scientists took the year off.  There was almost nothing to talk about.  Maybe more will happen this year.