i am adorable

February 15, 2010 

Princess Sparkle, least successful amateur astronomer ever of 2009.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

i looked everytime i was supposed to and saw exactly zero astronomies.  this trend appears to be continuing into 2010.  someone told me on new years eve eve that on new years eve there would be some sort of blue moon.  i of course thought they were messing with me and decided to prove it.  i took photo a on new years eve eve seen above and waited patiently for new years eve to compare the photo i would take then to see if the moon was indeed bluer.  so new years ever rolls around aaaaannnnnnnnnddd clouds, see photo below.  i hate astronomy which is odd because i love pastrami and you would think one would have something to do with the other since they sound so similar.

2010, i do not like you and you do not like me

Friday, January 1, 2010

but lets take the lampshade off our heads see if we can make this happen.  i have never in my 4 years known anything but the zeros being next to each other.  the zeros being apart is going to be hard to get used to. 

2009, i hardly knew ya.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

another year down, i accomplished nothing on paper but that is pretty much par for the course for a dog.  in reality i made a few people smile and made a handful of posts here that were pure gold.  it is a shame that you would have to sort through the other couple hundred posts to find them and i would never expect you to do that so you can just trust me that they are in there.  in 2010 i resolve to continue posting and further my hobbies like chasing pelicans and hassling cats and eating fish tacos.  that reminds me, i am going to go eat a fish taco now.  then it is straight to the beach to growl the new year in.  God I love fish tacos.

Few things in life are more important than a nice tan.

Naps are one of them.

Tony Danza is awesome.

I read in Donald Trumps book that he made his first million having individual window air conditioners instead of central air.  I hate central air.  I would like all my rooms to be different temperatures.  Everyone knows a kitchen should be 76 degrees and a Bedroom should be 82 degrees and a Nintendo room should be 81 degrees for sit down games and 79 degrees for swinging around games.  Not with this central air crap.  I get 78 across the board.  It just not right.

In other heating and cooling news.  I am pretty upset that Alannis Morisette wrote a record about Dave Coulier.  

You know where you find a picture of Dave Coulier?  

The black and white one came from www.canada.com 

Of course.

I will never forgive Alannis Morisette until she writes two albums about Tony Danza.  Tony Danza is awesome.

This is the year I kill Santa

Home invader Santa will be invading homes tonight and once again I am ready.  As you can see I am a very good actress.  I pretend I am sleeping as above until he sneaks in then BLAM shotgun blast to the face.  His beard is bullet proof so I have to be very accurate and make sure some of the blast goes up his nose, his only vulnerable spot.  Like the hole in the Death Star that leads right to the fragile exploding part.  I repeat.  If I see anyone kissing Santa Clause there will be problems. 

I AM THREE

I am three.  IAMTHREE IAMTHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I know what you are thinking.  And I have heard a a lot of people answer this question differently, but I do feel different.  At 12:01 I swear to God I felt a little taller.  Go figure.  

Anyhow I am three.  That is 21 in dog years.  

On a side note, Jeff and I believe there is no better smell in this world than a freshly cut lime. 

I AM THREE. 

I AM FOUR

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

IAMFOUR I AM FOUR FORURURUROOOOOR.

iam 4  FOUR.  

i am four today.

Hot tomatoeeeeeeeeees

Monday, December 21, 2009

I finally got around to eating the weird potato chips from the store.  I was looking forward to the voodoo chips but they were just so so.  The big surprise was the hot tomato chips, they were awesome.  But I may be biased because I was so proud that I found the above chip that looks just like J. Edgar Hoover.  Beat that pretzel lovers.