ANGRY BIRD.

I thought they were made up for that game.  How wrong I was.

Peleeeeeeeeecan

This birds porridge was just right.

I do not know what porridge is.  I know what birds are though, so this post is at least half right.

I feel like porridge can not be good or I would have seen it in real life by now.  

This birds porridge was too cold.

Maybe because it is winter.  I do not know how, unless they were from different batches that all this porridge varies so much in temperature.

This birds porridge was too hot.

It would suck to have to fly everywhere.  Yeah sure you could go up real high and avoid jerks and see some cool views, but go to the beach an a really windy day and watch some birds.  Now tell me you would want to deal with that.  

This is a bird doing a bird thing.

Why then would a magic bird fall off of a post, drunk or not?  Who knows, why is this sentence up here when it should be at the very bottom.

I like him.

Now I am thinking about if you did not know that birds landed this way you might think that this bird is drunk and falling off this post.  But then if he could not stand on this post how would he have gotten all the way up there? 

My guess?

This is a magic bird.  

This is some weird bird.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

In other news, I found proof that god exists.  I used some of that foaming spray on paint stripper earlier this evening.  Incredible.  No man could ever have harnessed this kind of power.

9/18/09

9/18/09

these birds.