ORANGE LINE

Monday, October 26, 2009

ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! ORANGE LINE! TODAY I SAW A ORANGE LINE.  IT WAS ORANGE AND IT COULD BE ON THE GRASS AND ON THE ROAD.  AT THE SAME TIME.  I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK I WAS SO STARTLED THAT THERE WAS AN ORANGE LINE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.  WHAT NEXT, A GIANT DITCH WITH A PIPE IN IT?  OR MAYBE A CABLE COMPANY TRUCK?  MAYBE EVEN 6 GUYS WITH SHOVELS WHERE FIVE GUYS LOOK WHILE ONE GUY USES HIS SHOVEL?  

THIS IS WHY HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY BY FAR. 

Princess Sparkle’s theme song

Saturday, October 24, 2009

I decided it was time for me to have a theme song.  So I was going to record it in Garage Band so I went to the Garage Band website to try to learn how to plug Jeff’s guitar into it.  While there I saw they have lessons from some music people.  I looked over the list of people who Garage Band supports.  It was like a who’s who of people I would not recognize if I was stuck in an elevator for 12 hours with.  I do not know any songs by these humps and I would not like to know any songs by these humps.  I am no longer interested in using garage band for my theme song because these people suck.

There goes the neighborhood

Friday, October 23, 2009

I saw pac-man playing basketball at the beach today.  I wish he had spikes all over him so the stupid ball would pop.

Hawaii

Thursday, October 22, 2009

This Ipod touch makes me like to live in the East.

Apparently the the rest of the country does not even know what day it is.  I should fly there and do some sports betting.

Peg and Al

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

I am very happy that I can watch Al Bundy in Modern Family and then watch Peg Bundy in Sons of Anarchy in a row and it is like one long super episode of Married with Children.  There is even a Henry Rollins in there to make it even better.  

To even out how much I like this the stupid universe made the bad guy in the Lord of the Rings movies a stupid eye on a mountain like 300 miles away from every one that looks at them sometimes.  OOhhhhhhhhh, Scary.  Try looking at Darth Vader you stupid eye.  He would bonk you on the head with his laser sword and then you would need a corrective lens.  I am going to go watch Star Wars now.

PRINCESSAUROUS SPARKLE

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

I will give God credit.  The smartest thing he ever did was not invent a Princessaurous Sparkle.  It would have looked stupid.  

I am going to go sit on the beach and not see meteors now.  Go about your day.

I HAVE TEETH

Monday, October 19, 2009

Also the candy Now and Later is not so good.  I was excited to see there was peach and pineapple flavors.  They both tasted bad. 

It got cold.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

I hate the cold.  The wind blows on my eyes or butt depending on what direction I am walking.  It is uncomfortable either way.

Also I like to watch tv and then listen to the podcast about the tv show the next day when I am doing something else.  I have a problem with some of them though.  I like the Survivor podcast I listen to because it is 30 minutes long to cover a hour show.  I do not like the Office one or one of the Clone Wars ones though because those 2 stories are 30 minutes long and the last episodes of these 2 podcasts are 90 minutes long.  That is too long.  And I for one will not stand for it.

I blame Pixar.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

I thought it was funny that a kid flew away in a balloon wether or not he was alive.  Now that it a hoax I salute the kids.  The news is dumb.  They will believe anything.  I hope there are a bunch of copycat hoaxes and the news gets mad.  Then there can be a cash prize for the best hoax every year given out at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice awards.  I am going to start working on my hoax tomorrow. 

MUPSIDEDOWN

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Also I watched the 4th Harry Potter movie last night.  Meh.  On par with the third which makes it way better that the 1st and second but only because the 1st and second were very very very very bad.  I am going to watch the 5th tonight.  I am not excited about this.  

In other news the neighbor backed into our mailbox so our mail is all agitated.  Naturally I put the mail in a bucket of water to calm it down.  I predict this will make Kim grumpy when she sees it.