2 Jalapeno Peppers

For some reason seem to cost thirty seven cents fahrenheit.

Dante:  37 degrees

Randall:  In a row?

I thought I would never see 37 fahrenheit again but here it is taunting me when all I was trying to do was gather supplies for my workshop.  There is only one thing worse than 37 fahrenheit and that is ebay.  Oh, well at least Eastbound and Down is on tonight. 

TTTTTTTTT-SSSHHHHHIIIIIIRRTTT

t-shirt

I like rain once in a while

You had my heart, and we'll never be world apart

Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star

Baby cause in the dark, we can't see shiny cars

And that's when you need me there

With you I'll always share

Because

[Chorus]

When the sun shine

We'll shine together

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be your friend

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end

Now that it's raining more than ever

Know that we still have each other

You can stand under my mupbrella

You can stand under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[Verse 2]

Fancy things, will never come in between

You're part of my entity, here for infinity

When the world has took it's part

When the world has dealt it's cards

If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart

Because

[Chorus]

When the sun shine

We'll shine together

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be your friend

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end

Now that it's raining more than ever

Know that we still have each other

You can stand under my mupbrella

You can stand under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[Bridge]

You can run into my arms

It's okay don't be alarmed

(Come into me)

(There's no distance in between our love)

So go on and let the rain pour

I'll be all you need and more

Because... 

[Chorus]

When the sun shine

We'll shine together

Told you I'll be here forever

Said I'll always be your friend

Took an oath imma stick it out 'till the end

Now that it's raining more than ever

Know that we still have each other

You can stand under my mupbrella

You can stand under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh)

Under my mupbrella

(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining (raining)

Ooo baby it's raining

Baby come into me

Come into me

It's raining (raining)

Ooo baby it's raining

You can always come into me

Come into me

It's pouring rain (pouring rain)

Ooo baby come into me

I wonder how much I can get for a used cat.

Today and tomorrow is a town wide garage sale in our town.  I thought I would be barking out my window at jerks all day but there was not much activity.  I used this time to nap instead.  I do not understand garage sales.  Jeff likes old American made pocket knives.  Garage sales would probably be a source for them.  But we just can not go into a strangers driveway and say “Hey I am going to look at all this stuff you are going to otherwise throw away tomorrow and maybe give you some dollars and quarters for it.”  I think that is weird.  

In other news I want to squeeak that chicken but I believe that removing said chicken may cause that pillow to bonk me in the head.

First I was like this

first i was like this

then i did this

and i held this pose

and then i had to really focus for my special move

TA-DA!

Ummm...

I am Awesome.

show off

You are a speed hump.

My tomato plant has some hairy flowers on it.

This makes me grumpy.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Four Leaf My Ass.

Especially at the Fort Knox Lounge, home of the 5 or 7 leaf clover for some reason.  I can not believe I have been lied to by the clover industry for soooooo long.  They seem so honest what with their free pots of gold and all.  

Reinforced for safety

Mary Lou Retton.

From Home Depot, I purchased six of these small tomato factories.  I was led to believe that with proper care they will produce some tomatoes each.  I am very excited.  This should be an eventful summer.  I am still up in the air about whether I like tomatoes or not.  I do not know if it will be a great summer where I am saying how awesome it is to have all these great tomatoes around or if I decide I do not like tomatoes and walk around cursing the day I got these tomato machines and why is there no off switch and why will they not just die.

Or birds will eat them or the plants will die and I will not have to worry about any of this.

TOMATOES:

Pros:

common

round

sounds like potato 

potatoes remind me of an amusing story about ex-vice-president Dan Quale

Cons:

dumb texture

dumb taste

I am not sure if it is a fruit or a vegetable

red

I think they die every year, so the seeds make plants so they never meet their kids.  Tomatoes seem to be the deadbeat dad of the fruit or vegetable world.

This is all too much.  I am going to go give the finger to a jar of spaghetti sauce.

The race for most unflattering pants of 2009 is on, good luck everyone.

ring ring

hello

hey honey, i am going to be on tv today

that is great dear

yeah next to a boat
wait what pants are you wearing?  not those blue ones?

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