A sad day.

Look at my favorite rusty post above in all the rusted warning safety glory.  I liked this post for some years, because it is awesome.  It is for safety but it is sharp and rusty and dangerous.  If you look at it wrong you need a tetanus shot but it is for safety.  

It is not for safety anymore.  Today the top rusted off and fell in the ocean.  That post and I had some good times.  Nothing lasts forever, but I am taking this pretty hard.  I do like Cabo Wabo though and that helps.

I was in stupid no ocean having Orlando today.

And oh how I hate going inland.  I have to stay on the coasts because if you make one wrong turn  inland.  Boom.  Death by dinosaur.  And not even on a back road, right on the highway.  I would have thought the traffic would scare them.  I am sooooo never going anywhere where I can not smell the ocean again.  They did have hamburgers there.  I turned the hamburger picture upside down for more entertainment.

This bird stands on one foot.

While his friend only a few posts down (I entered some Coke rewards codes a while ago because I thought it was funny.  There is a down side.  I used my points to enter some drawings.  The drawings were for odd things that I never wanted really.  Ever since I found out I could have the possibility of winning these products I feel I need them.  So now ever since I entered these code I feel like I need a laser rangefinder.  Everyday I see stuff and have no real solid idea about how far away I am from it.  It is driving me crazy that I have no idea if some tree is 100 yards or 120 yards away.  I sure hope I win that rangefinder.  Not to mention the fun I could have with the medicine ball set or the portable generator.) stands on one foot.

Today I learned to save time.

By doing my interneting while I sleep.

Oven mitts.

If you find one you can trust consider yourself lucky.

Coaster testing

Today I did some coaster testing.  I like how this one is shaped like my head.  It has the metal ear for condensation collecting and another ear shaped compartment for a pocket knife.  The pocket knife is for cutting up treats and bones to Sparkle sized pieces and the metal is for rusting.  The actual drink surface it tilted slightly towards the slot that leads to the metal ear for proper drainage.

Over all the coaster is about the same size as me.  When summer comes I think it will float enough that I can sit on it and paddle beside Jeff when he swims in the ocean.  That way I get exercise, but fish can not bite my butt.

And then I got bored with the tests and decided to chew on the level.

Then Jeff took the level because who knows what that yellow liquid is.  I chewed on a Sharpie instead because we all know nothing bad could come of that. 

I just heard the audio from the plane that fell in the river a while ago.  I like that pilot, he was pretty calm for landing a plane in a river.  Even the pilot that flew Indiana Jones out of the jungle was not that calm.  And his plane was made to ride on the water.  But in fairness there were no natives shooting poison things at the Hudson river guy.  Then Indiana Jones was scared because there was a snake in the plane.  I wonder if that is were they got the idea for that stupid Snakes on a Plane movie. 

Vh1 has phones with cords on them.

I have never seen a phone with a cord on it in real life.  I guess they did not want to spend the big bucks on the ex-child-stars.  This show amuses me but I wish Luke Perry was on it.  Tonight is the season finale of the dating twins story, Double Shot of Love.  On second thought I wish Luke Perry was on that.  On third thought the shows are fine as is, I wish I could fly.  But it is too cold high in the air, so maybe I would not ever fly.  I guess everything is just fine as it is as far as reality tv and my powers of flight go.  That is kind of comforting.  The guy from the Grind needs a haircut.

Football is fixed.

So here are step by step instructions on killing a ball with feet.

1. 1.spot from across blanket
2. 2.intimidate with a mupsidedown

3. 3.Death Blow-note intensity in eyes
   
   

4. Mourn death of worthy opponent

The only good thing about the superbowl.

I am glad I did not know this was on until after the super bowl.  If I knew and I were a gambling dog I probably would have had to placed a parlay on the Steelers and Satan.  Good thing because the Steelers did not beat the spread and I would have been out.  I still would not have watched the game mind you, just like the action.

Boy, RV sure was not a very good movie.

It is that time of year again.

I am almost afraid to go outside or some weird guy in really tight pants and shoulder pads might tackle me.  Shoulder pads were gay when Murpy Brown wore them and they are gay when grown men wear them and then bump into each other for a few hours.